Never in a Million Years… (are we the Shithouse?)
In trying to understand why Big Special’s “Shithouse” has been running in a loop in my head for the past few days, I realized I was hearing my own variations…
Tag: We Are So Screwed
Does Sarah Huckabee Sanders secretly hate the president?
“How did we get here? Trump’s tariffs are ruled illegal, but we Americans now have to pay 15%? How does that make sense?” “That’s how Trump operates. The best way…
Where would he be without his hat?
“A MAGA man in Texas was so incensed by the unAmerican anti-ICE protests that he left his car to reeducate a girl.” “It’s good to try, I guess, but I’ll…
Something Got Flipped on February 25 (although The Third Bullet is probably a better title)
“It’s terrible what happened in Minnesota.” “I know. That totally justified and heroic ICE dude shot three bullets, but only two found a home.* That other one is out there,…
The Key is Not To Care…
“So we own Venezuela now? Can you explain that to me with America First?” “Trump had to take in another country. He’s eating for two.” “Are you still on that…
We have elected officials so we don’t have to think…
“We never talk about climate change anymore.” “We are in the midst of the great reset.” “A reset? You think the climate is resetting itself?” “Oh god no. We are…
Is Male a Gender?
“Hellya!! Our military is finally gettin’ their balls back. They are now elevated to the highest male standard.” “What are you talking about?” “We got back our warrior ethos and…
What is a Hebephile?
“Trump is a hebephile.” “Pardon?” “Trump is a hebephile.” “I’m sorry, sir. Do you want salad or fries with your steak?” “You look like someone who believes all that stuff…
Let’s Keep Doing the Same Thing Over and Over and Over and Over Again
“It’s time for us to stop being soft on immigrants.” “That’s an odd thing to say. Trump demonizes them at every turn, and we’ve had months of mass deportations, disappearings,…
No, Money Down!
“You’re a money guy, right?” “That’s right, pleb.” “Hey, that’s uncalled for.” “Can you explain to me what a dividend is?” “Well… not exactly.” “Then I stand by my comment,…