No, Money Down!
“You’re a money guy, right?” “That’s right, pleb.” “Hey, that’s uncalled for.” “Can you explain to me what a dividend is?” “Well… not exactly.” “Then I stand by my comment,…
Tag: We Are So Screwed
Who needs dolls when you can have coal for Christmas?
“All that talk about the BBB bill hurting the poor. It’s all BS.” “Obviously. Of course. But…let’s say, purely hypothetical, some crazy person claims that this bill hurts the poor…
Meet the 2028 GOP Nominee (if we are still doing elections)
“Do you see that some shitty fan heckled a baseball player about his dead mother?” “I did. It was in Chicago. He was heckling Ketel Marte about his mother. Last…
It works only if you remember to forget everything
“I am a little worried. We, via our support for the Trump administration, cut funding for mental health services in schools.” “Gotta trim the fat, DOGE the waste, own the…
The Ball is Hope
“We are on the cusp of another classic deal from Big Daddy himself. And he’s doing it all while pregnant.“ “Yeah, but it seems like Trump’s strategy in ‘deal making’…
Do you dare step into the middle of this?
“We ain’t gonna get along till you learn to meet in the middle.” “So you are saying the left and right in this country need to learn to work together?”…
The Iowa Legislature – Big Government Job Killers
The activist Iowa state legislature – aka job killers – has created a new level of bureaucracy by inventing “agricultural production facility fraud,” which essentially deprives us of our God-given…
Douse your Pizza with Pepper Spray
Fox’s Megyn Kelly classifies pepper spray as a food product. So how long before we start putting it in school lunches?
In the Financial Apocalypse…
It is good to know we can shift to an Egret Economy and trade in feathers should Congress (i.e., the Republicans) decide they are tired of success and drive the…