The President Can’t Be a Cannibal if It’s Part of his Official Duties
“You look tired. Where you been?” “I been looking for a job all week. Ain’t nothing out there.” “Didn’t you hear? The BLS got rid of all the jobs to…
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Will the presidential knees buckle from the Great Leap Forward?
“I went to Saturday’s Super Trump Tank Parade, and it was awesome. I had a whole bleacher to myself—It was like getting an empty row during a flight. Too bad…
Trump Rules Pregnancy
“Great news! I heard from a reputable source that Trump is going to birth his great big American baby this Saturday.” “Birth on his birthday. Perfect timing. All part of…
Who Gets Joe Rogan?
“When is Trump giving birth? We need that big beautiful brand-new American Baby.” “You can’t rush a Trump pregnancy. Don’t be like Elon. He got too impatient.” “You’d think that…
Give him plenty of space on that platform
“I have the flag and pleated bunting delivery for the inauguration platform. Can you sign?” “We are recalibrating the number of flags. We can’t have any too close to the…
Guess Who is Expecting
Trump is pregnant.
To all those “news avoiders”
“The water I drink, the food I eat, the clothes I wear, the bed I sleep on, are all determined by politics, good or bad. Politics is about power and…