Two Dudes Not Solving the Battle of the Sexes
“Whoa. I didn’t hear you come in. Make some noise next time.” “Um, sure. That’s an interesting photo.” “That is [name of latest popular starlet]. She’s modeling a bikini that…
Tag: The Braindead Megaphone
But is she as smart as a pony?
Prep for live broadcast at a right-wing rumor-monger: “Six minutes till live.” “Gary, can I get a quick practice on the end of tonight’s monologue?” “Shoot.” “That’s your right.” “I…
Dispatches – Everyone Gets a Statue
“Woodrow Wilson was a racist.” “We sell baseball cards here, sir.” “You get it. Cards are a testament to history. Like statues. The antifa mobs are out to erase our…
Dispatches – Get Ready…
Get ready for more conversations like the following… “I read a story about a story about Trump? That he paid some Russian to pee on him…?” “I heard that. But…
Dispatches – Save a Job, Save the World
These days, while wading into the great American slog, there are many opportunities to overhear and even participate in compelling conversations on the state of our nation and the world,…
Dispatches – Picking on VW
This particular discussion inadvertently veered into insightful observations on a current event and its implications for modern society: “You hear it’s been a year since Volkswagen got caught cheating on…
Dispatches – What Pootin Wants
We live in interesting political times, if interesting can be a euphemism for society weighed down by populations living in opaque bubbles, blind to their own braindead expositions: “These pretzels…
“I’m not politically correct…”
When did Republicans adopt the Ricky Bobby philosophy of discourse? Basically they proceed as if they can say whatever they want, so long as they preface with the proper qualifier….
So I can get a Second Wife in Iowa?
The renewed debates on gay marriage have uncovered a desire by some to relegate (or promote, as Rick Perry would characterize it) marriage to a states’ rights issue, namely that…