What does Brady Tkachuk think about current disruptions in the geopolitical order?
“Thank the Trump the US men’s hockey team did not succumb to politics.” “That’s an odd take. Most of the players showed up as props for the president at the…
Tag: The Braindead Megaphone
Something Got Flipped on February 25 (although The Third Bullet is probably a better title)
“It’s terrible what happened in Minnesota.” “I know. That totally justified and heroic ICE dude shot three bullets, but only two found a home.* That other one is out there,…
The Key is Not To Care…
“So we own Venezuela now? Can you explain that to me with America First?” “Trump had to take in another country. He’s eating for two.” “Are you still on that…
We have elected officials so we don’t have to think…
“We never talk about climate change anymore.” “We are in the midst of the great reset.” “A reset? You think the climate is resetting itself?” “Oh god no. We are…
Peace in Gaza is an Absolute Good.
“I really want to celebrate the peace deal in Gaza. I mean, there is a ceasefire, lives are saved, hostages are to be released. All of that is an absolute…
What is a Hebephile?
“Trump is a hebephile.” “Pardon?” “Trump is a hebephile.” “I’m sorry, sir. Do you want salad or fries with your steak?” “You look like someone who believes all that stuff…
Sandwich Economics, aka the real Laffer Curve
“We have absolute and irrefutable proof that Trump’s economy is working for everyone!” “Yeah! Totally! But, in case I get into an argument with a braindead liberal — by accident,…
The President Can’t Be a Cannibal if It’s Part of his Official Duties
“You look tired. Where you been?” “I been looking for a job all week. Ain’t nothing out there.” “Didn’t you hear? The BLS got rid of all the jobs to…
The Bad End of a Bad Deal
“Can you believe all those leftists are saying that Trump is drowning his own supporters?!?” “I feel fine. I’m breathing alright, and we have the cleanest air and the cleanest…
Two Weeks Is Magic
“We should go to war against Iran.” “We should not go to war with Iran.” “You are being disloyal to Trump.” “No. YOU are being disloyal to Trump.” “OK, so…