Now happening in every hotel conference room…
“No matter what you think of Trump’s social policies, he will everyone in this room rich. That’s why I voted for him—I want to make you rich. You’re welcome.” “But…
Tag: The Braindead Megaphone
The MSG Defense
“A speaker at Trump’s MSG rally said Puerto Rico was a floating island of garbage.” “Sure. But you have to understand the context.” “I doubt that. But, okay, I’ll bite,…
You can’t spell apolitical without political
“I think I’ll vote for Trump.” “Sir? I asked if you want fries with that.” “We’ve been slammed with all this politics stuff for years now, and I am sick…
What’s even weirder…
“You know what else is weird…? I saw a Spirit Halloween store open in August?!?” “They start earlier every year.” “They’ve forgotten the true meaning of Halloween.” “They can’t give…
Weird is…
“I think Kamala will win.” “I think Trump will win.” “Really? How do you think Trump will be able to get more votes than her?” “Whoa whoa whoa. I didn’t…
Those who don’t know history don’t worry about it anyway
“Biden’s Gaza policy is such BS. And now, he wants our vote.” “I got two words for him: BOY COTT.” “Hell yeah. We’ll be part of a long line of…
It is good to have controls in governance. Or not. Take your pick.
Shifting rationalization of voting for Trump, nuclear proliferation, and security through government bureaucracy.
The “Sacketts” are teabagging America
Semiofficial court transcript between Judge and the EPA during the Sackett v. EPA arguments: Water goes everywhere, eventually. [Actual quote from an actual judge.] Awesome. I’m glad we agree on…
Two Dudes Not Solving the Battle of the Sexes
“Whoa. I didn’t hear you come in. Make some noise next time.” “Um, sure. That’s an interesting photo.” “That is [name of latest popular starlet]. She’s modeling a bikini that…
But is she as smart as a pony?
Prep for live broadcast at a right-wing rumor-monger: “Six minutes till live.” “Gary, can I get a quick practice on the end of tonight’s monologue?” “Shoot.” “That’s your right.” “I…