What’s even weirder…
“You know what else is weird…? I saw a Spirit Halloween store open in August?!?” “They start earlier every year.” “They’ve forgotten the true meaning of Halloween.” “They can’t give…
Tag: apocalypse
Weird is…
“I think Kamala will win.” “I think Trump will win.” “Really? How do you think Trump will be able to get more votes than her?” “Whoa whoa whoa. I didn’t…
At least they aren’t lying about wanting “small government” anymore
“Sorry, I don’t mean to embarrass you, but it looks like you walked outside with a Maxi Pad on your ear.” “Wrong. This is a Freedom Bandage. I wear it…
Attention to the Next Generation
This line from Evelyn Waugh, which he gave to the maundering Dr. Puttock, pretty much presaged what became an implicit but prevailing attitude guiding the next several decades: “Some people…
The Only Way to Answer that Question.
“Excuse me. Can I ask you a question?” “You can ask me two questions.” “Alright. Do you think Joe Biden should drop his bid for the presidency?” “I think Trump…
What is the carrying capacity of his pants?
Ironic punishment for Trump, even though he doesn’t know what that means.
Surely we can’t go to ALL the protests…
Turns out there is a subtle calculus to the choice made by Gaza protestors
You put Climate Change in my Mouth
CPR is a carbon-causing event.
The “Sacketts” are teabagging America
Semiofficial court transcript between Judge and the EPA during the Sackett v. EPA arguments: Water goes everywhere, eventually. [Actual quote from an actual judge.] Awesome. I’m glad we agree on…
Bang, Bang, Lucifer’s Hammer comes down on my head
Writers, content creators, etc., all fetishcize the post-apocalyptic world since it is an opening for them to demonstrate their deep familiarity with the darkness at the heart of humanity. And…