What’s even weirder…
“You know what else is weird…? I saw a Spirit Halloween store open in August?!?” “They start earlier every year.” “They’ve forgotten the true meaning of Halloween.” “They can’t give…
Weird is…
“I think Kamala will win.” “I think Trump will win.” “Really? How do you think Trump will be able to get more votes than her?” “Whoa whoa whoa. I didn’t…
At least they aren’t lying about wanting “small government” anymore
“Sorry, I don’t mean to embarrass you, but it looks like you walked outside with a Maxi Pad on your ear.” “Wrong. This is a Freedom Bandage. I wear it…
Attention to the Next Generation
This line from Evelyn Waugh, which he gave to the maundering Dr. Puttock, pretty much presaged what became an implicit but prevailing attitude guiding the next several decades: “Some people…
The Only Way to Answer that Question.
“Excuse me. Can I ask you a question?” “You can ask me two questions.” “Alright. Do you think Joe Biden should drop his bid for the presidency?” “I think Trump…
To all those “news avoiders”
“The water I drink, the food I eat, the clothes I wear, the bed I sleep on, are all determined by politics, good or bad. Politics is about power and…
What is the carrying capacity of his pants?
Ironic punishment for Trump, even though he doesn’t know what that means.
Those who don’t know history don’t worry about it anyway
“Biden’s Gaza policy is such BS. And now, he wants our vote.” “I got two words for him: BOY COTT.” “Hell yeah. We’ll be part of a long line of…
Surely we can’t go to ALL the protests…
Turns out there is a subtle calculus to the choice made by Gaza protestors
You put Climate Change in my Mouth
CPR is a carbon-causing event.