What happens when Scarecrow gets wet?
What does it mean that the Russian spy agent/chief was reading Batman #189, the first Silver Age appearance of Scarecrow, during one of his key scenes in A Dandy in…
Peace in Gaza is an Absolute Good.
“I really want to celebrate the peace deal in Gaza. I mean, there is a ceasefire, lives are saved, hostages are to be released. All of that is an absolute…
Is Male a Gender?
“Hellya!! Our military is finally gettin’ their balls back. They are now elevated to the highest male standard.” “What are you talking about?” “We got back our warrior ethos and…
What is a Hebephile?
“Trump is a hebephile.” “Pardon?” “Trump is a hebephile.” “I’m sorry, sir. Do you want salad or fries with your steak?” “You look like someone who believes all that stuff…
Let’s Keep Doing the Same Thing Over and Over and Over and Over Again
“It’s time for us to stop being soft on immigrants.” “That’s an odd thing to say. Trump demonizes them at every turn, and we’ve had months of mass deportations, disappearings,…
No, Money Down!
“You’re a money guy, right?” “That’s right, pleb.” “Hey, that’s uncalled for.” “Can you explain to me what a dividend is?” “Well… not exactly.” “Then I stand by my comment,…
Sandwich Economics, aka the real Laffer Curve
“We have absolute and irrefutable proof that Trump’s economy is working for everyone!” “Yeah! Totally! But, in case I get into an argument with a braindead liberal — by accident,…
The President Can’t Be a Cannibal if It’s Part of his Official Duties
“You look tired. Where you been?” “I been looking for a job all week. Ain’t nothing out there.” “Didn’t you hear? The BLS got rid of all the jobs to…
Recall Voyager: We need a more American way to say Greetings.
“Hello? NASA? Anyone here?” “In the back. Behind the pallets of American Gulf Berry Energizer Drink. Are you gonna move those out?” “No. Why would we?” “I thought Trump was…
Who needs dolls when you can have coal for Christmas?
“All that talk about the BBB bill hurting the poor. It’s all BS.” “Obviously. Of course. But…let’s say, purely hypothetical, some crazy person claims that this bill hurts the poor…