Never in a Million Years… (are we the Shithouse?)
In trying to understand why Big Special’s “Shithouse” has been running in a loop in my head for the past few days, I realized I was hearing my own variations…
Category: World of Worry
Stuff going on that is concerning
Where would he be without his hat?
“A MAGA man in Texas was so incensed by the unAmerican anti-ICE protests that he left his car to reeducate a girl.” “It’s good to try, I guess, but I’ll…
The Key is Not To Care…
“So we own Venezuela now? Can you explain that to me with America First?” “Trump had to take in another country. He’s eating for two.” “Are you still on that…
We have elected officials so we don’t have to think…
“We never talk about climate change anymore.” “We are in the midst of the great reset.” “A reset? You think the climate is resetting itself?” “Oh god no. We are…
Is Male a Gender?
“Hellya!! Our military is finally gettin’ their balls back. They are now elevated to the highest male standard.” “What are you talking about?” “We got back our warrior ethos and…
No, Money Down!
“You’re a money guy, right?” “That’s right, pleb.” “Hey, that’s uncalled for.” “Can you explain to me what a dividend is?” “Well… not exactly.” “Then I stand by my comment,…
Who needs dolls when you can have coal for Christmas?
“All that talk about the BBB bill hurting the poor. It’s all BS.” “Obviously. Of course. But…let’s say, purely hypothetical, some crazy person claims that this bill hurts the poor…
Will the presidential knees buckle from the Great Leap Forward?
“I went to Saturday’s Super Trump Tank Parade, and it was awesome. I had a whole bleacher to myself—It was like getting an empty row during a flight. Too bad…
It works only if you remember to forget everything
“I am a little worried. We, via our support for the Trump administration, cut funding for mental health services in schools.” “Gotta trim the fat, DOGE the waste, own the…
We’ve never been to Afghania, so why should they come here?
“Trump has saved our big, beautiful America from the plague of Afghans and Cameroonians.” “Afghans? Weren’t we just in that country?” “Nope.” “Cameroonians I understand without question—we don’t want any…