Can we skip to the end?
“Trump’s finally done it. He has to lose some supporters now.” “I’m not sure which recent terrible act, statement, or decision you are basing that on, but I’m gonna have…
Category: World of Worry
Stuff going on that is concerning
Futureland is now
Throughout the whole Imane Khelif Olympics boxing fake-Fox-News debate, Walter Mosley must have been jumping up and down and shouting, “I told you this was coming, motherfuckers!”: “Fera was so…
Now happening in every hotel conference room…
“No matter what you think of Trump‘s social policies, he will everyone in this room rich. That’s why I voted for him—I want to make you rich. You’re welcome.” “But…
Guess Who is Expecting
Trump is pregnant.
Do you think you’re clever because you’re ironic?
Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead is so good, it makes you mad. And of course, the narrator, an “eccentric recluse” in a remote Polish village, has…
The MSG Defense
“A speaker at Trump’s MSG rally said Puerto Rico was a floating island of garbage.” “Sure. But you have to understand the context.” “I doubt that. But, okay, I’ll bite,…
You can’t spell apolitical without political
“I think I’ll vote for Trump.” “Sir? I asked if you want fries with that.” “We’ve been slammed with all this politics stuff for years now, and I am sick…
The Only Way to Answer that Question.
“Excuse me. Can I ask you a question?” “You can ask me two questions.” “Alright. Do you think Joe Biden should drop his bid for the presidency?” “I think Trump…
Those who don’t know history don’t worry about it anyway
“Biden’s Gaza policy is such BS. And now, he wants our vote.” “I got two words for him: BOY COTT.” “Hell yeah. We’ll be part of a long line of…
Surely we can’t go to ALL the protests…
Turns out there is a subtle calculus to the choice made by Gaza protestors