Guess Who is Expecting
Trump is pregnant.
Category: World of Worry
Stuff going on that is concerning
Do you think you’re clever because you’re ironic?
Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead is so good, it makes you mad. And of course, the narrator, an “eccentric recluse” in a remote Polish village, has…
The MSG Defense
“A speaker at Trump’s MSG rally said Puerto Rico was a floating island of garbage.” “Sure. But you have to understand the context.” “I doubt that. But, okay, I’ll bite,…
You can’t spell apolitical without political
“I think I’ll vote for Trump.” “Sir? I asked if you want fries with that.” “We’ve been slammed with all this politics stuff for years now, and I am sick…
The Only Way to Answer that Question.
“Excuse me. Can I ask you a question?” “You can ask me two questions.” “Alright. Do you think Joe Biden should drop his bid for the presidency?” “I think Trump…
Those who don’t know history don’t worry about it anyway
“Biden’s Gaza policy is such BS. And now, he wants our vote.” “I got two words for him: BOY COTT.” “Hell yeah. We’ll be part of a long line of…
Surely we can’t go to ALL the protests…
Turns out there is a subtle calculus to the choice made by Gaza protestors
It is good to have controls in governance. Or not. Take your pick.
Shifting rationalization of voting for Trump, nuclear proliferation, and security through government bureaucracy.
The “Sacketts” are teabagging America
Semiofficial court transcript between Judge and the EPA during the Sackett v. EPA arguments: Water goes everywhere, eventually. [Actual quote from an actual judge.] Awesome. I’m glad we agree on…
But is she as smart as a pony?
Prep for live broadcast at a right-wing rumor-monger: “Six minutes till live.” “Gary, can I get a quick practice on the end of tonight’s monologue?” “Shoot.” “That’s your right.” “I…