What does Brady Tkachuk think about current disruptions in the geopolitical order?
“Thank the Trump the US men’s hockey team did not succumb to politics.” “That’s an odd take. Most of the players showed up as props for the president at the…
Category: Do you hear voices?
Does Sarah Huckabee Sanders secretly hate the president?
“How did we get here? Trump’s tariffs are ruled illegal, but we Americans now have to pay 15%? How does that make sense?” “That’s how Trump operates. The best way…
Something Got Flipped on February 25 (although The Third Bullet is probably a better title)
“It’s terrible what happened in Minnesota.” “I know. That totally justified and heroic ICE dude shot three bullets, but only two found a home.* That other one is out there,…
Peace in Gaza is an Absolute Good.
“I really want to celebrate the peace deal in Gaza. I mean, there is a ceasefire, lives are saved, hostages are to be released. All of that is an absolute…
What is a Hebephile?
“Trump is a hebephile.” “Pardon?” “Trump is a hebephile.” “I’m sorry, sir. Do you want salad or fries with your steak?” “You look like someone who believes all that stuff…
Let’s Keep Doing the Same Thing Over and Over and Over and Over Again
“It’s time for us to stop being soft on immigrants.” “That’s an odd thing to say. Trump demonizes them at every turn, and we’ve had months of mass deportations, disappearings,…
Sandwich Economics, aka the real Laffer Curve
“We have absolute and irrefutable proof that Trump’s economy is working for everyone!” “Yeah! Totally! But, in case I get into an argument with a braindead liberal — by accident,…
The President Can’t Be a Cannibal if It’s Part of his Official Duties
“You look tired. Where you been?” “I been looking for a job all week. Ain’t nothing out there.” “Didn’t you hear? The BLS got rid of all the jobs to…
Recall Voyager: We need a more American way to say Greetings.
“Hello? NASA? Anyone here?” “In the back. Behind the pallets of American Gulf Berry Energizer Drink. Are you gonna move those out?” “No. Why would we?” “I thought Trump was…
The Bad End of a Bad Deal
“Can you believe all those leftists are saying that Trump is drowning his own supporters?!?” “I feel fine. I’m breathing alright, and we have the cleanest air and the cleanest…