“A MAGA man in Texas was so incensed by the unAmerican anti-ICE protests that he left his car to reeducate a girl.”
“It’s good to try, I guess, but I’ll bet she and all her classmates were too indoctrinated by their lefty lib public school to see the truth.”
“Not just that, but those traitorous commie children all attacked him.”
“That tracks. All violence is done by the left and no one else. Please, tell me, how is his hat?”
“He was briefly dehatted. But, I’m happy to say, his hat survived. Even with those little demons jumping on his back and hanging onto his neck, he kept a tight deathgrip on his hat.”
“That’s a relief. At least he’s got his priorities right.”
“Absolutely. MAGA must protect our hats, ahead of our health and safety and family and friends and community and brain activity.”
