“It’s terrible what happened in Minnesota.”
“I know. That totally justified and heroic ICE dude shot three bullets, but only two found a home.* That other one is out there, and he is all alone.”
“He? You mean the third bullet?”
“It is a modern American tragedy. I wrote him a poem:
O wayward bullet, so far from your target.
I worry for how lonely you might get…”
“That’s enough for now. I mean, maybe, instead of writing poetry for bullets, we should focus on the fact that someone died?”
“Correction: a weak, whiny, bitchy, dangerous, antifa, trans terrorist paid by Soros and brainwashed by the Deep State murdered herself by driving into some bullets.”
“Wow, you’ve worked a lot into your interpretation of events. Do you not care that someone died?”
“Well, I turned off that part of myself fourteen years ago when I had to make excuses for an adult man who hunted down and murdered a child in Florida. And at this point, I’m not sure if I can turn it back on again.”
* Conversation based on early reporting that Renee Good was shot only twice; later reporting finds she was shot four times, so there’s a happy ending for the bullets – and nobody else.
