“Hellya!! Our military is finally gettin’ their balls back. They are now elevated to the highest male standard.”
“What are you talking about?”
“We got back our warrior ethos and making sure our soldiers are at peak male-level physical fitness. We’re gettin’ rid of woke and making our standards gender neutral.”
“You just referenced ‘male’ twice, so that is no way ‘gender neutral.’”
“Where you get off saying that? Did you take a transgender antiwhite studies class taught by a woke DEI hire?”
“No. It’s simple English. With a smidgen of logic thrown in.”
“Well, I’m gonna call my governor and get that cancelled.”
“You know, there is concern about a crisis among men, particularly young white men, in this country. Maybe some of that comes from this pernicious attitude that the concept of male is somehow removed from the concept of gender? How can they find their place or identity if you keep denying that reality? Whoever says those things is a dipshit who does not understand gender or sex or basic biology.”
“And you just gave me a list of more stuff we gotta cancel.”