“We have absolute and irrefutable proof that Trump’s economy is working for everyone!”
“Yeah! Totally! But, in case I get into an argument with a braindead liberal — by accident, of course — what would I say to prove that?”
“You don’t need to say anything. The liberals are proving it for us. They are throwing sandwiches.”
“Umm, right. Yeah. I heard about that. That’s the Laffer Curve: You can measure the health of an economy by the arc of hurled lunchmeat.”
“Sure. Why not. You know they wouldn’t be throwing sandwiches if Biden was president. If you throwed a $5 Biden sandwich, it would be worth $20 by the time it hit the ICE agent.”
“Wait, where can you get a $5 sandwich?”
