“Trump has saved our big, beautiful America from the plague of Afghans and Cameroonians.”
“Afghans? Weren’t we just in that country?”
“Nope.”
“Cameroonians I understand without question—we don’t want any more Canadians and their loony ideas. But I remember something about Afghans, something we did…”
“I’m gonna stop you right there. Nothing happened with the Afghans, and we don’t need to worry about them at all.”
“Are you sure? I thought I remembered talk about Afghania in the last election…”
“Absolutely nothing happened. Everything’s fine. Just ask the Ghost of Herman Cain.”
“Who?”
“Exactly.”
