“Trump’s finally done it. He has to lose some supporters now.”
“I’m not sure which recent terrible act, statement, or decision you are basing that on, but I’m gonna have to say No.”
“But, but, c’mon he [insert latest stupid thing Trump did here].”
“We’ve been through this before with the racism and ignorance and incompetence and cruelty. And still his MAGAtes are intent on proving his initial premise that he could shoot someone in Times Square and not lose an ounce of support. If anything, they will go down in flames to dodge any self-reflection. They call him Daddy, for Christ’s sake.”
“So he has carte blanche to do whatever dumb shit floats up into empty head of his? What has to happen to peel away any MAGAtes? If the economy collapses…”
“They will blame that on Biden. It has to be more direct. So, let’s say a MAGAte is crossing the road near an ancillary liberal woke protest, and Oath Keepers Stewart Rhodes, fresh off his presidential pardon, mistakes them for a participant and runs them over.”
“If they survive, they would have to be pissed.”
“I am not so sure. The auto massacre was an honest mistake, and risk is worth the reward if Steward can kill a liberal. So then, while this MAGAte is recovering from their injuries, they lose their insurance due to our failing health system, which has only concepts of a system.”
“Then they realize Trump is bad…?”
“Not yet. They still blame everything health related on Obama. They curse his name while recovering at home, since they can’t afford a hospital or professional medical services, but then the Interior Department has seized their backyard to build a new coal-fired power plant while DOD uses their front yard for quartering soldiers.”
“Now I know that violates the Constitution.”
“That’s so precious. But there’s really no way to determine that, since all consumer protections have been DOGEd away.”
“At least they’ll vote against Trump in the next election. If those are still a thing.”
“Yeah, except they died from mercury poisoning. And how they would have voted, once martial law is lifted, is unknown.”
“C’mon! After all that?!?”
“Their last words were, ‘Maybe owning Gaza isn’t such a bad idea.'”
“How much damage will Trump do?”
“All of it.”
“Ugh. You know, I wish we could skip to the end, where everything has fallen apart and we can start rebuilding.”
“Unfortunately we are stuck in time. So it goes.”
