“Thank the Trump the US men’s hockey team did not succumb to politics.”
“That’s an odd take. Most of the players showed up as props for the president at the state of the union speech. And they were background players in a incredibly stupid AI video showing girthy Trump scoring the game-winning goal.”
“Right. They are mere athletes, empty vessels with no political agency, serving at the pleasure of the president.”
“They certainly weren’t thinking when they laughed at the president’s misogynist comment about the women’s hockey team.”
“Those girls got their invite. What do they have to complain about?”
“The women won their gold medal before the men, but they weren’t invited until after the men. At the men’s party. With a drunk FBI director. And that invite was begrudging.”
“That is the natural order of things. And thankfully they declined.”
“So the goal was to ensure the women’s team would not go the state of the union?”
“Of course. These days, any non-MAGA woman in the same room as the president is automatically assumed to be an Epstein survivor. So we keep their numbers down. I mean, if we really wanted them there, we would have dropped them in, in red hats, all praising the virility of our current and forever president.”
“Pretty sure the women’s US hockey team would never willingly do or say any of that.”
“What choice do they have? Ask Brady Tkachuk about that. I get the feeling he’s about to have a real hot take on our war with Iran.”
