“How did we get here? Trump’s tariffs are ruled illegal, but we Americans now have to pay 15%? How does that make sense?”
“That’s how Trump operates. The best way to get him to do something is to tell him he can’t.”
“Wow. I had no idea you had such a negative view of the president.”
“What? Bite your tongue and spit it out. He is the awesomest man of men imbued with unlimited power and maximum charisma.”
“But you just described him like a three-year-old who doesn’t want to go to bed.”