“Pardon?”
“Trump is a hebephile.”
“I’m sorry, sir. Do you want salad or fries with your steak?”
“You look like someone who believes all that stuff about Trump and Epstein. I’m just saying, Trump is not a pedophile. He has standards. He said so himself: he does not go for girls 12 years old or lower. Sure, 13 might SEEM young, but have you seen some of the 13-year-old chicks out there today? I mean, you can’t blame him for wanting that. So, Trump is a hebephile. That’s just science.”
“Alright. Unfortunately, I still need to serve you.”
“Serve me, and serve your country, by correcting anyone who says Trump is pedophile. Just say, ‘No! Trump is a hebephile!’”
“No one knows what that is.”
“Exactly.”
