The President Can’t Be a Cannibal if It’s Part of his Official Duties

“You look tired. Where you been?”

“I been looking for a job all week. Ain’t nothing out there.”

“Didn’t you hear? The BLS got rid of all the jobs to make Papa Trump look bad.”

“BLS? Is that an offshoot of the BLM?”

“Sure. Why not. And it is full of Bidenbots. So Trump fired and ate them.”

“Hell yeah! America’s back! … Wait, did you say he ate them?”

“Relax. It’s a natural process. He has to feed his baby.”

“Is he still carrying that baby?”

“Of course. Have you seen his ankles? He’s so pregnant, he’s got pachyderms down there.”

“I really expected him to have birthed that Big Beautiful American Baby by now. How long can he keep this up?”

“I don’t think he has eaten all the BLS employees yet, so there is still work to do before he can deliver.”

“Is he eating the BLS employees because he needs the nutrients for his extended pregnancy or because they are inhuman liberals bent on the destruction of the Trump presidency and therefore America?”

“A little of both. With a heaping side of distraction so that we stop talking about Epstein.”

“Who?”

“Exactly.”