“Do you see that some shitty fan heckled a baseball player about his dead mother?”
“I did. It was in Chicago. He was heckling Ketel Marte about his mother. Last I heard, MLB had banned this jerk from all ballparks.”
“Serves him right. You don’t taunt about a dead mother.”
“He crossed the line.”
“Dude has no shame.”
“Absolutely. Total asshole move.”
“Still, sounds like he would make a good president.”
“He has my vote. So what if he can’t throw out first pitches. He can use all that extra energy to insult CNN reporters.”
“And their mothers!”
