“We should go to war against Iran.”
“We should not go to war with Iran.”
“You are being disloyal to Trump.”
“No. YOU are being disloyal to Trump.”
“OK, so I don’t have to call ICE on you, I will give you two weeks to reaffirm your support for Trump.”
“That’s great, because you also have two weeks to prove your support for Trump.”
“Then it’s settled. We will meet back here in exactly two weeks.”
“Fourteen days.”
“336 hours.”
“Wow! How did you do that math so fast??”
“It’s a voice-activated AI app, here on my phone. We don’t need to know how to do anything anymore. Especially math.”
“Awesome. How many minutes is in two weeks?”
“Not sure. At least a million.”
“That sounds right. So, we will be back here in a million minutes to… to… uh, sorry, what were we talking about?”
“I… can’t remember. We were going to do something…”
“No matter. We have two weeks to figure it out.”
