Who Gets Joe Rogan?

“When is Trump giving birth? We need that big beautiful brand-new American Baby.”

“You can’t rush a Trump pregnancy. Don’t be like Elon. He got too impatient.”

“You’d think that beta billionaire has enough kids.”

“He expects a new model every year. Now I gotta go back and delete all my pro-Elon posts.”

“Ehh. Just say those were written by AI. At least you didn’t buy a Tessler that you have to return now.”

“Yeah… Good thing… ‘Cause Tessler has a really strict and unreasonable return policy… So I’ve heard!”

“I believe it. Trump‘s Tessler is still outside the White House, and that computer car is basically brand new. Someone needs to step up for our country and take that eyesore back to the car store.”

“Sounds like a job for JD.”

“For sure. But what if he decides to stay?”

“JD as a car salesman… I can see that. We could lose a few sleazies to Elon. But what really worries me: who will get custody of Joe Rogan?”