Meet the 2028 GOP Nominee (if we are still doing elections)
“Do you see that some shitty fan heckled a baseball player about his dead mother?” “I did. It was in Chicago. He was heckling Ketel Marte about his mother. Last…
Month: June 2025
June 23 makes you crazy
We don’t talk or write about June 23 – because it is the kind of date that drives you crazy: “…Policeman Fox was alone in a private room with MacCruiskeen…
Two Weeks Is Magic
“We should go to war against Iran.” “We should not go to war with Iran.” “You are being disloyal to Trump.” “No. YOU are being disloyal to Trump.” “OK, so…
Will the presidential knees buckle from the Great Leap Forward?
“I went to Saturday’s Super Trump Tank Parade, and it was awesome. I had a whole bleacher to myself—It was like getting an empty row during a flight. Too bad…
Trump Rules Pregnancy
“Great news! I heard from a reputable source that Trump is going to birth his great big American baby this Saturday.” “Birth on his birthday. Perfect timing. All part of…
Who Gets Joe Rogan?
“When is Trump giving birth? We need that big beautiful brand-new American Baby.” “You can’t rush a Trump pregnancy. Don’t be like Elon. He got too impatient.” “You’d think that…