“King Elon is coming in, and he’s gonna clean up.”
“Yes! There is no one better to lead us! Because he has understanding.”
“That’s right! … Understanding of what?”
“Understanding of digital watches. And videocassette recorders. And car telephones. And finally, computers!”
“Sure… but he knows the most about babies. And not just any babies, but the right kind of babies, if you know what I mean. It’s like that movie … uhmm, that ‘I’ movie.”
“The Incredible Burt Wonderstone?”
“No. It was a comedy.
“It Ends with Us?”
“The one with the fake black president.”
“Idiocracy?”
“That’s it! Itsa CLASSIC!”
“I get it. All the Lib Deep State Unelected Bureaucrats have destroyed the world, and a genius boss daddy has to swoop in to fix all the probs.”
“Best part is those libtards at the beginning, the ones who can’t figure out how to bone and make babies.”
“You know they voted for Kuhmalablah [sic].”
“Thank God they didn’t have any babies.”
“Yeah … no … wait … in the movie, they ruined the world by not having babies.”
“But we don’t want those babies.”
“R- r- right…”
“Like we don’t want all those Mexican babies coming over the border to be born. There are, like, 43 species of Mexicans—Puerto Ricos, Cubans, Haitia, Chinese, Terrorist, Ukraine… it’s endless. And what good are they? They can’t hear. They can’t speak. They can’t operate machinery. A real American is ready, eight o’clock, day one.”
“Now we just gotta get our kids working again.”
