Two Dudes Not Solving the Battle of the Sexes
“Whoa. I didn’t hear you come in. Make some noise next time.” “Um, sure. That’s an interesting photo.” “That is [name of latest popular starlet]. She’s modeling a bikini that…
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“Whoa. I didn’t hear you come in. Make some noise next time.” “Um, sure. That’s an interesting photo.” “That is [name of latest popular starlet]. She’s modeling a bikini that…
Prep for live broadcast at a right-wing rumor-monger: “Six minutes till live.” “Gary, can I get a quick practice on the end of tonight’s monologue?” “Shoot.” “That’s your right.” “I…
“When is your written driver’s test?” “Tomorrow.” “Be careful, dude. They have questions designed to make you fail.” “What do you mean?” “Answer me this. What do you listen to…