It works only if you remember to forget everything
“I am a little worried. We, via our support for the Trump administration, cut funding for mental health services in schools.” “Gotta trim the fat, DOGE the waste, own the…
It is your patriotic duty to top off
“Trump’s got gas prices down. Another win for us. Them Saudis’ll give him another plane so he can save their economy too.” “We are living in the new Golden Age,…
So Ballard was TOO optimistic about humanity?!?
J.G. Ballard is not subtle. All his women are DTF, and when he has a point, he is going to hammer it into the text. Maybe that’s due to the…
We’ve never been to Afghania, so why should they come here?
“Trump has saved our big, beautiful America from the plague of Afghans and Cameroonians.” “Afghans? Weren’t we just in that country?” “Nope.” “Cameroonians I understand without question—we don’t want any…
Put the Fake Fox in charge of the fake news channel
Reynard, that mythical trickster, has more integrity than the average Fox News viewer. Reynard is willing to stand on principle, and help those he dislikes, against oppressive governance. I can’t…
Thank you, Adelson – can we lose some more?
“Luka is sure doing great in LA.” “Yeah, but it’s California. Points ain’t worth as much in a nanny state with ‘firmitive action.” “Even if that were true, Luka is…
One Child Controls Our Future
“—you know what a tyrant is? Somebody who pisses on your shoes and blames you for it.” from The Skin and its Girl. by Sarah Cypher. pg. 49. “Zelensky sure…
The Ball is Hope
“We are on the cusp of another classic deal from Big Daddy himself. And he’s doing it all while pregnant.“ “Yeah, but it seems like Trump’s strategy in ‘deal making’…
Can we skip to the end?
“Trump’s finally done it. He has to lose some supporters now.” “I’m not sure which recent terrible act, statement, or decision you are basing that on, but I’m gonna have…
Give him plenty of space on that platform
“I have the flag and pleated bunting delivery for the inauguration platform. Can you sign?” “We are recalibrating the number of flags. We can’t have any too close to the…